Well, there's a reason he's not actually saying that out loud.

Instead, he laughs again. "No. I only did that to Dirk and that was to prove a point to him—which didn't work, because that boy is fucking dense when it comes to how actual real people have sex and not, like, puppet snuff. I won't do that to you, Lydia.

"Give me a moment to retrieve my stuff, okay?"