"Wait, what," Steven says. "Half of us? Holy shit." He had really not expected that. Not in the slightest. What was the space llama god even up to? Then the second part kicks in. "Bi or lesbian?" he asks, then adds, "Bisexuality is real, by the way. I know some people think it's just being confused, but it's not. I mean, I'm strictly monosexual, but Jack very much isn't."

He shakes his head. "I'm definitely going to get you that ice cream. And I'd offer to get you something on the house at the place Jack and I are gonna open up, but it probably won't be ready by then."

And also, she's underage.