"Not where you're putting your dick," Steven clarifies. "I don't actually care how many plush rumps you've soiled. Remember how you insulted my boyfriend's sexual tastes?"

Steven remembers.

He shakes his head and goes on. "But yeah, no, that does seem reasonable. Altogether reasonable. I wonder... do you think this is some sort of MUD or MUSH? I know there's some of them that let you play other people's characters."