We're members of Team Rocket, a very vague and absurdly complicated organization. A secret organization, that's very important.

You'll have a week of training, they'll explain it a lot better than I would. Just do what they ask you to, listen to them, don't mouth off, you'll be fine. And then it'll be over and we can get you doing more fun stuff. Plus you get a free dorm room and food in cafeteria, so that's a bonus when you wake up in bizarro world with no cash.