[She can roll her eyes, too.]

"I'm taken and not interested." There, there you go. Short, simple, to the point and without mentioning your fucking boyfriend for the umpteenth goddamned time. At this point it's becoming absolutely tiresome as it seems every other damn conversation with you revolves around him somehow.

Everyone else may be polite about it, but it's really wearing thin.

I know you're more interesting than this, is the saddest part of it all.