uber_marionettist: (Paint me as a villain)
Dirk Strider (Ultimate) ([personal profile] uber_marionettist) wrote in [community profile] silph_co 2020-05-08 03:49 am (UTC)

[What the fuck.]

So you've already attained more 'familiarity' with me than I do you.

[Which of these donkey-headed bottoms got so bored that my circadian arrhythmia became the hot gossip to share with this antediluvian dunderfuck.]

An argument could be made that it's the natural consequence of my predilection for falling behindhand with certain of my more entrainable biological obligations, but I'd say that it kind of changes the stakes of this conversation.

Wouldn't you agree?

Not that the playing field will ever be truly equitable between us, of course. But for the sake of cosmetic appearances, let's pretend that pursuing a synchronicity of information is a little less fruitless than fertilising Astroturf.

You tell me what you need to know. And then it's my turn to ask questions, if I care to have any.

Game?

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