[I cannot help but notice that this guy manages to spin every part of this like he's doing me some kind of fucking favour when I'm the one volunteering my time and attention to screw some goddamn training wheels on his shiny red tricycle like it's Christmas morning and I dragged myself out of bed at four in the AM to watch him tear through all the carefully wrapped and packaged presents and pass them all up in favour of the one fucking box marked 'assembly required.']
Bzzzzzzt. Nuh-uh.
Strike one.
My limits are your limits now.
Except you're actually significantly more limited than I am, seeing as I have multiple fully trained Pokemon at their highest level, access to privileged information, and nigh-unlimited resources that you simply don't.
So get off your high horse and learn to walk before you hurt yourself.
Suck up those tears and hold your sniffles, I haven't forgotten my promise to hold your hand. I am a man of my word.
no subject
Bzzzzzzt. Nuh-uh.
Strike one.
My limits are your limits now.
Except you're actually significantly more limited than I am, seeing as I have multiple fully trained Pokemon at their highest level, access to privileged information, and nigh-unlimited resources that you simply don't.
So get off your high horse and learn to walk before you hurt yourself.
Suck up those tears and hold your sniffles, I haven't forgotten my promise to hold your hand. I am a man of my word.
I just gotta ask you a few questions first.
Question one: do you know what a video game is?