RED ALERT [text]

[conniemaheswaran]

Guys, I hate to bring down the mood, but we have a HUGE problem. Riku—you know, one of the very first trainers to arrive here, Aurora Leaguer, exceptionally powerful—that Riku apparently knows all about our operations in the Radio Tower. He's been keeping quiet about it, but with our increased activity and the organization of the Pokémon Guardian Corps there's a serious possibility he'll be conducting a raid in the future. He even mentioned it in a conversation with me, here's the proof.

[A video file containing a private conversation between Riku and Connie is attached.]

Everybody there, please please please PLEASE be careful (looking at you, Tio Steven) and see if you can't persuade the admins to move house or at least set up some countermeasures. This is bad news.

Comments

[conniemaheswaran]

Believe me, I'm tempted, but... they're all my friends, as dumb as they're being right now. I can't do that to them.

[conniemaheswaran]

It would've been useful to have you around for after my memory coma when I had a dire need to get absolutely HAMMERED, honestly.

[conniemaheswaran]

I see you're a man of excellent taste on many fronts.

[amaure]

Sometimes, the best one can do for their fellows is to allow them to learn from their mistakes. Merely be there for them when they come limping back with their newfound wisdom.

Though, some never gain wisdom, and that is when you learn who is and is not worthy of your patronage.

[failgoyle]

you only say that because you haven't known me for very long

but yes, yes I am

[failgoyle]

I mean there's nothing wrong with a little getting hammered recreationally every now and again

so next time, then

[asmywitness]

[He is but a humble writer, in the end.]

If you're not opposed, then, I might get in contact with you later to get your opinion on what I draft. It's useful having multiple eyes on a script, I find.

[asmywitness]

Yeah, honestly I feel like here you'd be more likely to get caught by Rockets for stumbling into their assets. Works out nicely that you're on their side to begin with.

You're doing God's work. Holy shit.

[conniemaheswaran]

if there is a next time i'm just going to blink out of existence so don't rely on it