"Partnership forged in passion" my ass, you're just the only one that can keep up with exponentially rising levels of pretension and dive into his murky sea of mixed metaphors and deeply mediocre rap lyrics without getting the irresistible urge to shove him in a locker.
Anyways, I think I have found a suitable title for you, and so I'm about to make an impulsive decision that you'll bear the consequences of.
Get out of my thread.
[When Emet-Selch awakens from his week-long nap full of terrible memories, he will find a package on his doorstep from a tee-printing company. Inside is a single black shirt bearing bold, neon pink print on the front and back, which proclaims its bearer to be:
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Anyways, I think I have found a suitable title for you, and so I'm about to make an impulsive decision that you'll bear the consequences of.
Get out of my thread.
[When Emet-Selch awakens from his week-long nap full of terrible memories, he will find a package on his doorstep from a tee-printing company. Inside is a single black shirt bearing bold, neon pink print on the front and back, which proclaims its bearer to be:
"BABY SLUT"]