Only stupid, feeble humans need those. What are you, a little human baby?
[The smug-ass edgelord voice mocking Felix's Gun Quest (tm) is honestly obnoxious enough just from the words alone, but just to make things extra surreal, said voice is definitely the high-pitched squeak of an elementary-schooler.]
[Sure enough, looming overhead is... a ten-year-old of indeterminate gender perched on top of the shoulders of a Kangaskhan and smirking like they just delivered the sickest burn of the century.]
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Why are you looking for weapons?
Only stupid, feeble humans need those. What are you, a little human baby?
[The smug-ass edgelord voice mocking Felix's Gun Quest (tm) is honestly obnoxious enough just from the words alone, but just to make things extra surreal, said voice is definitely the high-pitched squeak of an elementary-schooler.]
[Sure enough, looming overhead is... a ten-year-old of indeterminate gender perched on top of the shoulders of a Kangaskhan and smirking like they just delivered the sickest burn of the century.]
Weapons. Pffahaha.