Eclair. [He takes a deep breath for a moment, letting that sink in. The weird monster that just assaulted him with a vacuum has a cutesy dessert name.] ...Because of course it is. Okay.

[He really likes to think he's good at adapting to new situations, but this is really pushing it. It's like the universe is testing him. Honestly, the fact that he's still so baffled is probably the only thing preventing him from being more angry at that floating little motherfucker.]

Very new. Aaaaand not very interested in extending my stay here, especially after that. So maybe you can help me.

Like, say, by telling me where the nearest space port is. That would just make my day.