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[The video screen clicks on to Jack, leaning back in his black leather office chair, a Meowth on his lap. He's wearing his Rocket uniform, but under his gray blazer and he's not wearing his domino mask. Just the usual mask that's always stapled to his face.]

So you all might have noticed our buddy Claude hasn't been around for a while.

That's because the idiot's in jail. He was sloppy. He got caught. He's gonna stay there and think about all the mistakes he made so he doesn't make them again.

I want everybody to remember this. You screw up, you suffer the consequences. There's no room for mistakes here. Nobody's paying your bail, nobody's picking your ass up out of the fire. And if you do screw up and get caught...

You better believe your ass is on janitor duty for the next countable number of months.

Look at me! Never been caught, never even been accused! Not even casually. That is the level of professionalism that's expected of you. Do what I do, listen to what I say.

Just something to keep in mind, kiddos.

Now get out there and steal some Pokemon, mess some shit up.