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[indigo_league]

RE: All Rocket Personnel

Despite interference from a rather... unexpected source, we can nevertheless announce that our planned attack on Christmas was carried out with reasonable success. Thanks to the efforts of our Rockets stationed in Goldenrod City, enough attention was diverted away from other locations that we were able to steal a satisfactory amount of goods.

Please be sure to submit your mission reports to your respective admins before the 7th, in order to receive your bonus next month. Late or incomplete reports may result in difficulty processing your rewards. If you are uncertain how to submit the necessary paperwork, please speak to your assigned admin.

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[uber_marionettist]

It's the night after Christmas, and all through the Base--

Okay, no, this isn't going to be a spoof. But seriously, the Base is being hunted tonight.

Not by Dirk, of course. Dirk isn't even 'home.'

But his Greninja, SIN, is.

Moving along the ceilings and walls, through the vents, and into dorms, kitchens, bathrooms, and labs all throughout the Goldenrod Rocket Base. He's faster than you. He can turn invisible. And Dirk has told him he's free to do anything he can get away with.

He's wearing a very famous mask, one that conveniently opens at the mouth. Which allows his terrible, 6+ foot long, sticky ninja tongue to shoot out without warning--

Well, anyway. Have fun, Rockets!

Oh.

P.S. You're probably also on camera.