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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] silph_co 2017-06-05 02:51 pm (UTC)

...Ya know, you'd be surprised. Bodies...yeah, they're pretty normal on that planet. I'd say 'life's cheap on Pandora', but that assigns an actual worth to it, and there isn't. They slaughter each other for fun and make stuff out of the remains. Masks, outfits, furniture, taxidermy art, toys, whatever.

[Jack shrugs. That's Pandora. That's the kind of stuff he was trying to fix, but no, no, let's keep the human taxidermists and baby-eaters running the place, that's sooooo much better than Handsome Jack.]

[What the hell was wrong with people?]


You...you'd probably do okay there, Dumpster Boy.

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