"God damn but you are absolutely terrible at listening to a single thing I actually say."

He crosses his arms over his chest, very purposefully refrains from scowling--but his tone and demeanour are still about as forgiving as sandpaper.

"I said," he begins--and when Dirk slows down like that, both his clipped enunciation and his drawl get stronger.

"Do you for one second think I feel fucking sorry I made her cry."

It's a yes or no question, Steven.

He can't make a choice-based UI function to narrow it down for you so you'll have to figure it out yourself. But then, usually they call it a brain.