april rocket memo (text, mid-week)

[fingersandteeth]

Right. We’re going to try this again, only less long-winded and with Jack having actually looked over it before I post. And, I suppose, mid-month instead of early month. We’ll start with the first order of business:

1. As many of you already know, we have a new member of the crew who just finished her Mandatory Rocket Training: Spinel. Please welcome her if you haven’t yet.

2. As we also all should know by now, Pokemon Prom will be this weekend. Unless they’re going to inflict it on us at the very last minute, there are no standing orders from the admins for us to do anything in particular at the Prom; that said, by its very nature, Prom presents a wide range of opportunity for larceny. Just don’t be stupid and don’t get caught. I’ve been attempting to find out information on our hosts, but unfortunately there is not much available, just that they’re insanely rich, from a different region, and have incredibly stupid hair.

3. Relatedly, for those of you who are planning to steal things at Prom, I’ll be linking a video below which shows how to make false bottoms in your luggage, the better to smuggle your ill-gotten gains out. And yes, it’s subtitled.

4. Also relatedly, I’ve been lucky enough to be given a chance to borrow a gaming friend’s copies of various HMs, including Surf and Fly. I’ll be bringing those with me to Prom to return to my friend on the last day. For those of you still in Goldenrod, I’m willing to meet with any of you before Prom in order to let you use those HMs on your pokemon. For those of you that aren’t, if you meet me on the day of arrival at Prom, I’ll let you use the HMs on any pokemon on the team that you brought with you.

I think that should be all.

[And the video is indeed linked below as he promised.]