RED ALERT [text]

[conniemaheswaran]

Guys, I hate to bring down the mood, but we have a HUGE problem. Riku—you know, one of the very first trainers to arrive here, Aurora Leaguer, exceptionally powerful—that Riku apparently knows all about our operations in the Radio Tower. He's been keeping quiet about it, but with our increased activity and the organization of the Pokémon Guardian Corps there's a serious possibility he'll be conducting a raid in the future. He even mentioned it in a conversation with me, here's the proof.

[A video file containing a private conversation between Riku and Connie is attached.]

Everybody there, please please please PLEASE be careful (looking at you, Tio Steven) and see if you can't persuade the admins to move house or at least set up some countermeasures. This is bad news.

Comments

[conniemaheswaran]

I can lend you Case (my Porygon) if yours needs a tutoring, it's really damn good at its job.

[failgoyle]

Hey that might be good, I know Python would probably like to beep at another Porygon instead of listening to me mutter at things while drinking energy drinks

[conniemaheswaran]

I'll arrange a meeting of the minds, then. Case has picked up a few bad habits from Doomlord, my Rotom (do not ask how it got its name), but it's really damn good at its job. Python will learn a lot.

[failgoyle]

i mean I probably can't talk about bad habits, I'm teaching Python to play a midi of never gonna give you up so there is that

Python will probably learn something more useful here

[conniemaheswaran]

What are you talking about, introducing the wonderful world of Pokémon to Rickrolling is the most noble endeavor of all.

[failgoyle]

can't let my memes be dreams, gotta recreate the classics here so I can be properly amused when I hack things and leave behind calling cards

[conniemaheswaran]

I see you're a man of excellent taste on many fronts.

[failgoyle]

you only say that because you haven't known me for very long

but yes, yes I am