RED ALERT [text]

[conniemaheswaran]

Guys, I hate to bring down the mood, but we have a HUGE problem. Riku—you know, one of the very first trainers to arrive here, Aurora Leaguer, exceptionally powerful—that Riku apparently knows all about our operations in the Radio Tower. He's been keeping quiet about it, but with our increased activity and the organization of the Pokémon Guardian Corps there's a serious possibility he'll be conducting a raid in the future. He even mentioned it in a conversation with me, here's the proof.

[A video file containing a private conversation between Riku and Connie is attached.]

Everybody there, please please please PLEASE be careful (looking at you, Tio Steven) and see if you can't persuade the admins to move house or at least set up some countermeasures. This is bad news.

Comments

[asmywitness]

You don't have to join in directly if you don't want to, this'd be entirely voluntary.

Even though I'm a private and could probably make you.

...actually, though, how good *are* you with computers? Or like. Hacking into CCTV or whatever.

[failgoyle]

I'm good enough to have run the third largest botnet in the country for a little while

I am basically really good and should also mention that I do my best work when I am not constantly looking over my shoulder for the popo to show so doing whatever from a safe location is A+ better

[asmywitness]

Out of curiosity, how did you get caught? Did the cops trace it back to you?

Not that that's going to be an issue here, I imagine, Jennies are useless beat cops.

If you need a remote connection, maybe we can get one of your Pokemon to hack in for you.

[failgoyle]

They set up a trap that I was an idiot and fell for but on the bright side I learned from that and know what to look for now so i got better in the process

so there's no cybercrime jenny unit, good to know

that sounds good; I am still working out what my Porygon does and does not know how to do, we're doing rickrolls as a warmup

[asmywitness]

Yeah, honestly I feel like here you'd be more likely to get caught by Rockets for stumbling into their assets. Works out nicely that you're on their side to begin with.

You're doing God's work. Holy shit.