RED ALERT [text]

[conniemaheswaran]

Guys, I hate to bring down the mood, but we have a HUGE problem. Riku—you know, one of the very first trainers to arrive here, Aurora Leaguer, exceptionally powerful—that Riku apparently knows all about our operations in the Radio Tower. He's been keeping quiet about it, but with our increased activity and the organization of the Pokémon Guardian Corps there's a serious possibility he'll be conducting a raid in the future. He even mentioned it in a conversation with me, here's the proof.

[A video file containing a private conversation between Riku and Connie is attached.]

Everybody there, please please please PLEASE be careful (looking at you, Tio Steven) and see if you can't persuade the admins to move house or at least set up some countermeasures. This is bad news.

Comments

[conniemaheswaran]

Comes from having to unknowingly co-babysit two emotionally unstable and traumatized woman-children who also wield massive destructive power and incredible technology from the tender age of eleven onwards.

Honestly, if I didn't learn how to use a sword from all of that nonsense (and honestly Pearl and Amethyst were pretty cool once they started getting over their traumas), I'd have advised my past self to stay the hell away from Beach City's beach.

[failgoyle]

ok yes that definitely sounds like a character builder

I am no good with swords but my best friend is real good at hitting things and so mostly I just kind of let her do all that stuff if need be but mostly I'm just there on the computer doing my thing

[conniemaheswaran]

Hey, somebody needs to be the snarky hacker over the comms that computer-magics the doors open. It's a valuable job.

[failgoyle]

I'm also real good at fake IDs, hit me up if you ever need one of those

[conniemaheswaran]

It would've been useful to have you around for after my memory coma when I had a dire need to get absolutely HAMMERED, honestly.

[failgoyle]

I mean there's nothing wrong with a little getting hammered recreationally every now and again

so next time, then

[conniemaheswaran]

if there is a next time i'm just going to blink out of existence so don't rely on it