RED ALERT [text]

[conniemaheswaran]

Guys, I hate to bring down the mood, but we have a HUGE problem. Riku—you know, one of the very first trainers to arrive here, Aurora Leaguer, exceptionally powerful—that Riku apparently knows all about our operations in the Radio Tower. He's been keeping quiet about it, but with our increased activity and the organization of the Pokémon Guardian Corps there's a serious possibility he'll be conducting a raid in the future. He even mentioned it in a conversation with me, here's the proof.

[A video file containing a private conversation between Riku and Connie is attached.]

Everybody there, please please please PLEASE be careful (looking at you, Tio Steven) and see if you can't persuade the admins to move house or at least set up some countermeasures. This is bad news.

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[amaure]

And you believed him? Well, it is not I who should feel embarrassed here, I hope you realize.

[fingersandteeth]

No, that would require you to have a sense of shame.

[amaure]

Oh, I do have shame, but only where it matters. And his misdirecting you is not where it does.

[fingersandteeth]

For all I knew, maybe Amaurot practiced troll romance.

[amaure]

You very clearly wish for me to ask about troll romance, but isn't it just the oddest thing? I find myself utterly uninspired to inquire about such a topic.

Nevertheless, you flatter yourself with entertaining such a notion, even at his suggestion.

[fingersandteeth]

That's nice, Emet-Selch.

[amaure]

Well, it would seem your impersonation of a broken record is indeed flawless. Truly a merit to be proud of. As such, I do suppose I should leave you to your practice of such a performance, for I am certain there are others who might benefit from its simplicity than I.

[And then he swaps this part to private:]

But before I do, a piece of advice: use not our mutual friend to deliver the messages you are too cowardly to say to me. It will be better for him in the long run. That is if you truly do care about him

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[fingersandteeth]

That message wasn't really *meant* to actually go to you, Emet-Selch. I temporarily forgot that if Hythlodaeus says something provoking about someone else's actions and you say to him in reply 'well, you can tell so-and-so such-and-such,' he really *will* tell so-and-so such-and-such out of the sheer glee of trolling.

Believe me, I'll remember that in the future.

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[amaure]

Good, see that you do. With that, I take my leave.