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[Doppio has been at this training thing for a few days now. Nothing too complex, as he expected, but he does at least appreciate the tours of the city's back alleys and underground tunnels.
However, there are a few things that training isn't telling him even though he figures they may be handy to know if he wants to get anywhere in this place, and, well, he should really stick to Rocket communications for this first couple of weeks. From what he gathers, one of the Pokémon he's been given has already been trained a bit, so it might be suspicious to show up out of nowhere with THAT under his belt. Best to learn the ropes first, and then he can tell civilians he's been at it for a little while and just hasn't talked to anyone over the PokéGear yet.
So this is where he's turning to, with a Morpeko in his arms and a Magikarp in a tub full of water.]
Uh, hello? It's my first time doing this, so hopefully I got it right. I'm a new recruit - my name's Doppio, by the way - and I think the training is going okay, but... I have a few other questions? Like, what are Pokémon supposed to eat? This one [and he tips his head towards the Morpeko in his arms, whose ears twitch. Its fur is already darkening.] keeps stealing MY food, and the fish... might be sick? I don't think it can do much. Do they usually assign these to new people? Because that seems kind of unfair. ... Ah, are you getting hungry again? Already?
[The Morpeko shifts in his arms with an annoyed squeak. It hops free in no time at all, and an increasingly purple blur runs right across the feed.]
Cristina? Cristina, that's not MY food. Cristina!
[... He'll be right back.]
However, there are a few things that training isn't telling him even though he figures they may be handy to know if he wants to get anywhere in this place, and, well, he should really stick to Rocket communications for this first couple of weeks. From what he gathers, one of the Pokémon he's been given has already been trained a bit, so it might be suspicious to show up out of nowhere with THAT under his belt. Best to learn the ropes first, and then he can tell civilians he's been at it for a little while and just hasn't talked to anyone over the PokéGear yet.
So this is where he's turning to, with a Morpeko in his arms and a Magikarp in a tub full of water.]
Uh, hello? It's my first time doing this, so hopefully I got it right. I'm a new recruit - my name's Doppio, by the way - and I think the training is going okay, but... I have a few other questions? Like, what are Pokémon supposed to eat? This one [and he tips his head towards the Morpeko in his arms, whose ears twitch. Its fur is already darkening.] keeps stealing MY food, and the fish... might be sick? I don't think it can do much. Do they usually assign these to new people? Because that seems kind of unfair. ... Ah, are you getting hungry again? Already?
[The Morpeko shifts in his arms with an annoyed squeak. It hops free in no time at all, and an increasingly purple blur runs right across the feed.]
Cristina? Cristina, that's not MY food. Cristina!
[... He'll be right back.]

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... Right! Pleased to meet you, Miss! Uh, what were you saying about the fish?
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Oh! The Magikarp though. They're not really that strong, but if you really work with them to a point, they'll evolve into Gyarados- which is REALLY strong!
Mmmm, most of my Magikarp I just have for decoration though. Some of them have really nice scales...
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I guess I'll see what I can do when they stop training me. Am I supposed to make it swim a lot? How does this Pokémon training thing work?
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Oh! OH! Oh, right I can see where the confusion here is I guess...ahem.
They're not quite literally what it looks like- when you use the ball they're not getting compressed in there, they're more...being converted into a pocket space? So each pokemon has all the room it needs!
Pokemon training though ahhhh...well normally I'd say get in a few pokemon battles but with magikarp... ...maybe stick to doubles, let your morpeko carry the team for a bit.
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[He grabs a PokéBall from his belt - his Morpeko hasn't quite settled down yet, but it's still busy with the bread - and stares at it, as if just having a better look could grant him better insight. Maybe... these things work kind of like Coco Jumbo's room? That makes about as much sense as anything else so far.
... He might still let Cristina finish eating before calling it back, though.]
Yeah, I don't think Pesci - that's the, uh, Magikarp? - can do anything in a fight. Are you sure it's going to learn anything if Cristina does all the work?
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[Because he's not sure how else this could possibly work.]
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It's pretty easy to figure out at least, so don't worry!
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[Look, it just seems like there is more and more he has to figure out here with each passing second.
(His Morpeko slips from his arms again, but it does seem calmer now.)]
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It's like video game music right? The fact is, this place runs on...a lot of 'PG-13 Videogame' logic. We don't even actually die here if anything happens, we just...wake up in one of the Pokemon Centers. There's plenty that works the way you'd expect, but at the end of the day? Stuff like the fights, who gets hurt...
Games.
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What the hell.]
... Wait, is that why the training's been really basic so far?
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[A sympathetic shrug...]
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So... Team Rocket doesn't kill people? Ever? How much control do they actually have over this place?
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Actually you can't even pick up a weapon. Or an improvised weapon. Your body just kind of...refuses.
Anyway if you 'die', you just wake up in the pokemon center. I'm pretty sure if they tried any killing, it'd just. Fail. Somehow.
[Shrug...] Anyway. They have the radio and the casinos...
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But something particularly funny happens when he fiddles with his PokéGear to check a message someone's just sent him. His brows furrow, his eyes dart around the screen, the feed twitches and even though Cristina suddenly blocks the view there is a brief flash of green in Doppio's eyes -
that is nowhere to be seen when he looks over his Morpeko and comes back into view.]
G-Give me a minute. I'll get back to you.
[And a few minutes pass before Doppio does, indeed, get back to her - but it's just via text now.]
Sorry about that.
You know a Dirk Strider, right?
>> PRIVATE
A flash of green. That's very interesting.
More interesting is the way he spoke after. And then the texting...hmmm.
She'll humor him, if only because it'll keep some control of emotion in her favor as well.
The feed, immediately after his question, moves to Private.]
Oh boy do I.
I hate to ask this, but what brought up Dirk?
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He just started messaging me with some really cryptic stuff.
He's ranked pretty high, right? Do the higher-ups have access to info on all the grunts?
I've been wondering about that.
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We get information on our assigned grunts if they're there, but other than that it's not too hard to look it up if you have part of a name.
[Which she can see Dirk doing, honestly.]
He's like that though. He's...mmm.
He's okay, but he can be hard to work with...you know how I said this place is like a video game? I do not tell him that I think this. On the one hand, we agree.
On the other he will be entirely insufferable if I tell him we agree, because I am also the one who didn't really approve of how he was reacting to the world over that. There's recognizing game-mechanics and then there's just right out devaluing everything around you!
I don't really blame him for it? But he has some social skills to work on.
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Oh
So I guess that's how he got my first name...
[Might be a good chance to figure out if they know he inputted the wrong birthday on the PokéGear, or if it even matters?... Wait, do they have the Boss on file too? How would he even go about finding this out?]
I mean he told me to ask you about him, so I guess he doesn't MIND you saying all this
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Whoops. Anyway.] There might be things I'd rather not say to him (ahem. the game matter), but over all we've known each other a while, so we tend to give a good view of the other?
...
Also apparently I'm just the most likely person to actually help someone out. Because half of us are jerks, apparently. [She will not expand on this.]
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He's an alright guy overall?
Just kind of gets on your nerves?
That doesn't seem so bad for a criminal organization.
You can get some really nasty types sometimes.
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He's got some hangups about that, and he'll probably deny being a 'good' guy if you say it to him but...well. I trust him.
And not just in a 'I trust him to do X' way!
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Got it
Thanks for that, he was kind of creeping me out!
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Anyway. This is where I'd offer some more advice, but I gotta ask, what made you swap to text? We can do private video feeds to you know! [Not to mention the fact that the swap was before they moved to private...]
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[... The Boss told him to turn off the video feed.]
Well Dirk sent me a text message so...
I guess I just kept going in text?
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