[video] some time earlier this week because what even is time
((OOC: Putting a big ol' content warning for discussion of parasites in here, because Doppio is very upset about Parasect.))
[The familiar scenery of Violet City is visible behind Doppio, who is in clear and visible distress. He speaks in a hushed tone -]
T... This is terrible! How is this normal? This can't be normal! Rosso... Rosso is dead!
[And then the scenery is mostly obscured by the Pokémon Doppio drags in front of him, a large Parasect. It stares into the PokéGear with its blank eyes, softly pinching at Doppio's sweater.]
Do you see that? He just evolved. So I checked the Pokédex, and it says... it says the mushroom is in control now? And if that's in the Pokédex, that means it's normal, right? But... But doesn't anybody else think that's awful? Isn't this place supposed to be family-friendly?! Rosso had a personality... He had likes and dislikes! And now this mushroom is just puppeteering his body around?!
[He seems to let that hang in the air for a bit, hugging Rosso close to him. Then he adds, in a tone that's more self-conscious than panicked:]
By the way, uh... Does anybody know if [Quieter still.] the higher-ups can cover for accidental damages while you're [And quieter again.] in plain-clothes? I... Pesci evolved right next to one of those bridges to that big tower.
[The familiar scenery of Violet City is visible behind Doppio, who is in clear and visible distress. He speaks in a hushed tone -]
T... This is terrible! How is this normal? This can't be normal! Rosso... Rosso is dead!
[And then the scenery is mostly obscured by the Pokémon Doppio drags in front of him, a large Parasect. It stares into the PokéGear with its blank eyes, softly pinching at Doppio's sweater.]
Do you see that? He just evolved. So I checked the Pokédex, and it says... it says the mushroom is in control now? And if that's in the Pokédex, that means it's normal, right? But... But doesn't anybody else think that's awful? Isn't this place supposed to be family-friendly?! Rosso had a personality... He had likes and dislikes! And now this mushroom is just puppeteering his body around?!
[He seems to let that hang in the air for a bit, hugging Rosso close to him. Then he adds, in a tone that's more self-conscious than panicked:]
By the way, uh... Does anybody know if [Quieter still.] the higher-ups can cover for accidental damages while you're [And quieter again.] in plain-clothes? I... Pesci evolved right next to one of those bridges to that big tower.

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Wait, it definitely doesn't! Rocks are nowhere even near the point of all this!]
Sure, but that's not what's bothering me! [Okay, well, the parasite thing in and of itself does inherently bother him, but--] If people can't even die here, why are parasites allowed?
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[ He was trying to think of how he wanted to put it, quiet contemplation before continuing. ]
I'm not sure you need to be as concerned as you're making yourself. In theory the host is still alive, yes? If it were completely dead there wouldn't be anything for the parasite to gain, wouldn't you say? No nutrients, I would imagine impaired motor functions as well...
[ Here he goes again. ]
It's when the parasite is gone that you need to be concerned.
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Then he blinks, picks up his PokéGear and starts flicking through it.]
Well, it says here that the host is mostly dead.
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[ That had been an interesting pause... ]
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[But it's still upsetting to him! And, by proxy - if not for the same reasons - upsetting to someone else.
If Doppio knew how much his line of thought is stressing that particular person out, he'd do his best to cut it out, personal feelings be damned. But he can't know, of course. Even utmost trust has its limits.]
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[ He was picking on him too much, perhaps it would be fine to give him a break now and he let out a soft chuckle. ]
I'm not sure where your guesses are coming from but I suppose I can't really fault you for it. I can't stop the way you think any more than you can stop the way I think.
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[Well, this guy is probably right about one thing: neither of them are going to budge.]
Um, we haven't met, have we?
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[ He could appreciate that Doppio had come to his senses, even if that part of the conversation had become little more than a stalemate. ]
But no, I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting before. Diego Brando, though you can call me Dio as well, I'll respond to either. Your turn...
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Uh, Doppio. My name's Doppio. Vinegar Doppio, but... just Doppio is good!
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It wasn't meant to to be combative and it certainly wasn't meant to be rude but out came the question regardless of whether it should have or not. ]
What sort of a name is Vinegar?
[ Vinegar...? Who on earth could be so cruel to their child. ]
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What kind of name is Dio?
[Not that he's... offended? Or anything? I mean, who the hell knows who gave him that name in the first place. And it's not like anybody uses it, anyway... BUT THE POINT IS, BOLD WORDS COMING FROM MISTER "GOD".]
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A pet name, I suppose, given to me by my mother. I would be doing her a disservice if I didn't continue using it...
[ Ha! Touché! ]
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[... Like. It's still a weird nickname, but if it was his mother, then he doesn't want to show any disrespect??]