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lorentzforcego) wrote in
silph_co2023-03-10 08:36 am
[LOG | POST TRAINING | CLOSED]
Who: Monsoon, Armstrong, IV
Where: The Goldenrod Base
When: March 12th
Summary: Monsoon arrives, discovers his old boss is here as well. Later on, he finishes his training and is introduced to a potential new ally to work with Armstrong and himself.
[What a grueling first week it's been. As if being thrust into some stereotypical bootcamp situation wasn't bad enough, getting used to having a human body was even worse. Not to mention being alive again. It had been around 5 years since he "died" as a human and became a cyborg. The limitations were no longer there. With his segmented robotic body and use of magnetic energy, sometimes he felt like he was truly invincible.
That wasn't the case any longer though. No superior body, no magnetic powers, Monsoon was back to being a basic human. This much was painfully obvious whenever he forgot he couldn't walk up different surfaces, jump from high heights with no damage, basic human functions like eating, or couldn't control things through his magnetism. (To which Auntie Apricorn found endlessly amusing, even mocking him by calling him "Lorentz Force.") Whoever brought him here didn't even have the courtesy of returning him his mafia-gained tattoos, although that life was technically behind him.
Finally done with his training, extremely sore, and now a "free" man, the albino reports to the barracks and walks into the room. He scans the other individuals, his eyes falling on a rather large fellow that looks... extremely familiar....
Wait a minute.]
... Boss?
Where: The Goldenrod Base
When: March 12th
Summary: Monsoon arrives, discovers his old boss is here as well. Later on, he finishes his training and is introduced to a potential new ally to work with Armstrong and himself.
[What a grueling first week it's been. As if being thrust into some stereotypical bootcamp situation wasn't bad enough, getting used to having a human body was even worse. Not to mention being alive again. It had been around 5 years since he "died" as a human and became a cyborg. The limitations were no longer there. With his segmented robotic body and use of magnetic energy, sometimes he felt like he was truly invincible.
That wasn't the case any longer though. No superior body, no magnetic powers, Monsoon was back to being a basic human. This much was painfully obvious whenever he forgot he couldn't walk up different surfaces, jump from high heights with no damage, basic human functions like eating, or couldn't control things through his magnetism. (To which Auntie Apricorn found endlessly amusing, even mocking him by calling him "Lorentz Force.") Whoever brought him here didn't even have the courtesy of returning him his mafia-gained tattoos, although that life was technically behind him.
Finally done with his training, extremely sore, and now a "free" man, the albino reports to the barracks and walks into the room. He scans the other individuals, his eyes falling on a rather large fellow that looks... extremely familiar....
Wait a minute.]
... Boss?

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Rising from the footlocker he'd been hunched over he turns to face the new arrival, cutting a ridiculous figure in the upjumped London paperboy costume he had to wear. He felt a touch less laughable upon seeing that Monsoon was stuck wearing the same monkey suit, but also shocked to see the man was flesh-and-blood again.]
"Monsoon?! What in the Goddamn are you here, and in the flesh no less?!"
[He strides towards the man and goes to wrap his arm around his shoulder, hoping to the contact will make the pair feel more at home despite the alien surroundings.]
"How in the hell long have you been here? And how in the hell did you end up back in one piece?!"
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I don't know. I assumed this was some bizarre form of the afterlife.
[It's not like this is unusual behavior for the large man when it came to their dynamic. To feel it in his flesh and blood body is... odd. Certainly not unwelcome though.]
Hmm... It's been... a week, I believe? I've sort of lost track of time. Your guess is as good as mine, boss.
[Monsoon frowns, it finally setting in what Armstrong being here means.]
... I assume that, because you're here, Jack got to you?
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"Yeah he got me, but not without that shitwipe Sam butting his nose into things. He manages to be insufferable ass even posthumously, so I'll have to thank him personally for tipping the scales against me if I see him here. Even still... I'm damn sure I passed-on a few of those memes you so enjoy talking about on him. It was pretty easy to shatter his paper-thin ideals and offer him some of my own in return, so I'd imagine things will get real interesting back home over the next couple of years. Whether he likes it or not, he's become my successor now."
[He sighs, realizing that he's just casually discussing having gotten killed. Was he that hardened in life, or was it just this bizarre marooning that had made it so easy to become numb to his own death? Either way, this was his reality now and no amount of dancing around it would change that.]
"But... yeah. An afterlife is about my best guess as well, even more so now considering you seem to have regrown a body, but the idea that we've been thrown in the deep-end of some kind of virtual purgatory program isn't out of the running yet either."
[Gesturing to the large red "R" emblazoned on his shirt, Armstrong continues.]
"If you've been here a week than you might have noticed by now but, if you haven't, I'll spell it out for you: We're in fucking Pokemon."
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That's disappointing to hear that happened with Sam. He seemed promising. I suppose he didn't share our dreams after all.
[You can bet his frown turns into a grin at the mention of memes.]
However, I am pleased to hear that, while Jack did "win," you were still able to pass on your memes to him. I wonder if he'll make the change this time rather than slipping into a psychotic break like he did with me.
[A sigh. What an easy out.]
It is odd though. I didn't think the afterlife would have me needing to eat and sleep again. That part doesn't match up with everything we're taught about life after death but then again, who truly knows until they've passed?
[He cocks his head to the side slightly, bringing a hand up and holding it out in front of him.]
A simulation makes more sense. Perhaps someone got a hold of our bodies and has strapped us in to their augmented reality project. A taste of what World Marshall did to those children, as Jack would likely say.
[There's a hint of sarcasm to that before the albino shakes his head with a bemused smile.]
Yes, boss. I did notice that. What did you get stuck with for your partners?
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"He pulled a what now? I was curious how the slippery little bastard was going to deal with having his beliefs checkmated, but that... that's a shit move. Flipping the table doesn't mean you won the game, and he of all people should know that he needs to put his money where his mouth is when it comes to ideals or they're pointless. For all the hot air he was blowing when he showed up in Pakistan I would have expected a better showing. Goddamn disappointing."
[Armstrong sits down on the bunk he'd been standing in front of with a look of frustration on his face. Letting out a long sigh, he continues.]
"Seems Sam was just as indecisive. That mangy mutt Sundowner dug out of Darpa's storage played a recording Sam had left him right in the middle of me pummeling Jack and it seems that, though he'd outwardly resigned himself to the benefits of our little revolution, he chose to back Jack if he lost. True-to-form the little pissant's smug voice started to echo across the battlefield to give his killer a fucking pep-talk and hand-off gave him that little red pig-sticker of his."
[Giving Monsoon a look of being utterly done, Armstrong shakes his head and continues.]
"All Jack needed was someone to give the idealistic crap he spews an ass-pat and all the work in breaking him down was gone. Granted, whether he liked it or not, he's going to carry on our ideals but that seems to be more because he's too stupid to have his own ideals than anything else. Goddamn fucking Sam putting his goddamn fucking nose into shit... bastard can't even die right.
Speaking of dying though. I don't think this is a simulation. Residual self image would recreate us the way we remember, so while the hole in my chest might go away there's no way in hell they'd do... that."
[Armstrong gestures towards Monsoon's recreated body.]
"You haven't had a body for how long now? Nobody who'd be popping our gray matter into the batter would know what you looked like well enough to write the code necessary to put Humpty Dumpty together again, and nobody who did know what you might have looked like beforehand would give enough of a damn to build the model. It just doesn't add-up."
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[He waves his hand dismissively.]
He came off like a cringey teenager from the early 2000s, honestly. Perhaps I should have had Sam face him first instead of me... Not that it matters at all now.
[It's still interesting entertaining the possibilities though. What if that had happened? Would Sam still have wound up helping Jack in the end? Would Jack have snapped like he did? Would Sam have won? Would he and Armstrong still be alive?
Something to ruminate on later.
He grimaces at the mention of his human body. What the man says is true but there is one issue...]
They returned me to a state I haven't been in since I was a teenager. You know the stereotype of Asian mafia - my body was covered in tattoos. Now I'm completely clean. I don't even have any scars. My physique is the same though from before I was shot so there is that, I suppose...
[He brings his hand up to tap against his chin.]
Have you been outside yet? How is the world? Is it just as ridiculous as the games?
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"What a load of crap. If he couldn't take the heat he should've stayed the hell out of the kitchen. Swinging a sword stops being a child's game when you're clocking body counts in the triple digits, but there's no telling people like that. I still think he'll make something of himself, but goddamn if that isn't disappointing."
[Shaking his head and simultaneously rolling his eyes one last time, Armstrong returns his attention to Monsoon.]
"Look at the bright side. Being tattoo free means you'll actually get to use all the hot springs this Japan-centric place has to offer, and you'll have the added bonus of not being able to be picked-out effortlessly as a criminal by the world's law enforcement. Speaking of which, yeah, there's cops here just as there's organized crime. Pretty much everything is exactly the same but just with moronic animal sidekicks instead of any kind of actually useful modern convenience."
[He makes a "yyyeeeaaahhh" face before continuing.]
"Haven't seen a single car in the whole time I've been going around. Looks like the mail gets delivered by Pokémon, you have to walk everywhere, and everything is about as inefficient as humanly possible. No idea how their entire economy doesn't crumble into the ground."
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The albino hums in response to Armstrong's comment. One can only hope Jack carries on their memes. Whether it's to the fullest or just a minor scratching of it, something is better than nothing.
At the mention of the bath houses, Monsoon just gives him a coy smirk.]
I never let that stop me in the past. You have a point though... Being a blank slate will very much work to my advantage.
[Given the lessons on the Jennys, he'd wondered if they were competent or not. Considering the nature of this world, he's leaning towards the latter.
Another grimace as he suddenly realizes...]
... We have to walk everywhere?
[His poor already sore muscles.]
I knew it sounded ridiculous before but hearing it from you... this place sounds maddening.
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"Everywhere. There's not a goddamn place in this heap that makes sense. They've got bullet trains and ferries, but you need to climb a mountain to get to the next town. Half the delivery jobs are handled one at a time by fucking Pokémon and you'll be lucky if there's a paved road for more than two minutes after you've gone past the city limits. It's a fucking hellscape."
[Armstrong reaches under his matress and produces a pack of cigars. Clicking open the little case of smokes and producing a lighter from his pocket, he ignites one and takes a deep drag. After a moment savoring one of his only indulgences from their previous life, he continues.]
"Doesn't stop there though. They have teleportation."
[He takes another drag from his cigar, wholly using it as a device to keep his sheer frustration and anger in-check.]
"Like, straight-out of Star Trek. Make it to a city and you can just up and poof yourself straight to a place you've visited. BUT, and there's always a but isn't there, you have to slog through the wilderness like it's the goddamn Oregon Trail if you want to get there in the first place. How this place exists as something right from the pages of a science fiction novel and, simultaneously, the least efficient and most tedious society imaginable is beyond me. Either way, though, you're in for a helluva a fun time if you're just getting used to having a body again."
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Truly a hellscape of the worst kind...
[This place is going to take a lot of getting used to. If that's even possible. Or they'll have to find some way to have the logic of this world not rot their brains.
Speaking of, the albino pinches the bridge of his nose.]
This is going to be a chore. I suppose at the very least, I'm happy to hear they have some form of teleportation.
... Even if I must walk there to unlock the thing before I can use it.
[He sighs.]
Are there any other "lovely" perks to this place I need to know about before stumbling into the "outside world" or is that the brunt of it?
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"Sadly there seems to be more than I can count when it comes to the sorts of things that we'd consider culture shock. I'm sure I'll have my hands full when it comes to sifting through all that kind of crap, but those are some of the biggest ones I've found up to this point. Don't get me started on their economy though. Nothing makes a goddamn bit of sense when it comes to pricing, let alone supply and demand."
[He takes another long drag of his Cigar before gesturing for Monsoon to take a seat on the bunk across from him.]
"Forget the world at-large though. What do you make of these Rocket people we've apparently been Shanghaied by?"
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[Monsoon takes the invitation and sits down on the offered bunk. He thinks for a moment on Armstrong's question.]
They're... cartoonish in their purpose. The training was decent enough if you've never dealt with any of those factors but... it all feels like a bad joke. I'm sure you breezed through everything, of course.
[The albino shifts forward to lean against his upper legs, clasping his hands together.]
I assume you also wish to stick with this rather than find a way out, right?
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"As much as I hate to admit it, these two-bit goons seem to have a bizzarre amount of resources at their fingertips. More so, even, then it makes sense for them to have. For an organization that seems to consist of a bunch of mustache-twirling caricatures and makes their money off petty larceny the size of faciliites, their personnel numbers, and the technological resources they command are beyond disproportionate. Even if it's just for the sake of making use of the money they're clearly throwing around I'd say staying-the-course is our best bet for the moment."
[Pausing his thought to shake the ash from his cigar Armstrong pulls a slender silver tube from his pocket and drops his smoke in, saving it for later while simultaneously preventing it from fuming up the barracks room any further.]
"It's more than that though. I don't know how to say it, but I get a real funny feeling from these Rocket bastards. So much of this world doesn't make sense and I'd be wiling to bet that they're sitting smack-dab in the middle of it the illogical vortex we've found ourselves in."
[He clasps his hands together and leans forward to speak more directly to Monsoon.]
"Furthermore, whether it's a simulation or the honest-to-God afterlife I don't think it's a coincedence we ended up here. Something can pull the strings to cosmically shangai us into the world's most inept criminal organization so I don't think it's a wise move to go awol unless we have a very clear idea of what we're getting ourselves into. I'm guessing you'd agree?"
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[They were probably getting glares from the other barracks people due to him smoking, not that Monsoon cared. Even if the fumes tickle at the back of his throat like when he was a teenager before he was exposed to all of that on a daily basis. That's not a sensation he missed at all. ... It's just smoke though.
He leans in when Armstrong does, looking over his "borrowed" sunglasses, and taking a moment to think over what he says.]
You have a good point. Then again, when don't you?
Yes, I agree that we should stay if these are the cards we've been dealt. Perhaps we can make this organization into something formidable.
[A pause before grinning.]
Or we simply use it until we're able to get to the next level.
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"You know they own the radio tower above this place right? In a city this size you know the kind of capitol they have to be throwing around to own real estate like this just to run as a front? There's definitely more to this shit than they're letting-on. They seem to have gone your way of things as well, as they've got their fingers in the casinos in both this city and the one the next state over."
[Armstrong vaguely gestures in the direction of Kanto, despite being underground and the directions being all but meaningless.]
"I don't like being dropped-into any operation blind, so I've got a hell of a lot of research to conduct before I'm comfortable making any moves. This whole Poketax they've got for stealing from people is a pain-in-the-ass as well though, since it means you're going to have have to pull some petty shit or else you'll get your knuckles slapped for inactivity. Whole thing is goddamn frustrating."
[He rolls his eyes at the situation, shaking his head in a mixture of disbelief and dissaproval at the same time.]
"You though. You've just gotten your body back. Can you still... you know... do things or do you think you're riding the bench now?"
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Is there? That certainly was a smart move on their part.
[Monsoon chuckles softly, brushing back his hair from his face.]
Isn't it amusing how history repeats itself? If that isn't a sign that we, but more specifically myself, were placed here for a reason, I don't know what is.
I wish you luck in understanding the laws of this land. If anyone can make sense of such madness though, it's you.
[He takes a moment to look down at one hand, clenching it and extending his fingers before looking back up to meet Armstrong's gaze.]
It's been... awkward, to say the least, but I'm certainly not on the bench. I just need to be mindful of how I move my body before actually executing the action.
Which, should you need me to cover the petty crime aspect of our "job"...
[He flicks the brim of his repurposed sunglasses with a smirk.]
... I'm more than capable of doing so already.
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"Oh! Speaking of jobs, I didn't come through my training alone. There was another outworlder, that's what the people here call us castaways, and the great minds at Rocket saw fit to partner us up. So I have an officially-mandated "other half" now."
[Everything about the logistics of Rocket drives Armstrong up a wall. From insisiting on wearing the most easily-recognized cartoon villain costume imagineable to insisting on parterning people like they're Bonny and Clyde it was illogical through-and-through. Armstrong clenches his fists hard enough to crack his knuckles before deciding that pacing would better redirect his steam.]
"Kid's apparently a Duelist, which is some fancy entertainment-themed fighter. You should see the getup he wears most days. Thing looks like he robbed Beethoven's armoire, but I suppose that fits his old-timey title. He seems smart, which is good, but he reeks of that kind of smart where they think they're the only person capable of intelligent thought in any given room so... yeah. That might well come to a head down the road if he decides he rather be in business for himself."
[Now slowly walking back and forth in front of the bunks Armstrong lets out a deep sigh.]
"His dad's apparently a fucking Archeologist though, so he comes from one hell of a weird background. His world has a lot of the same AR and VR tech we do, but all seems to have gotten pushed almost exclusively into the entertainment scene... it's bizarre."
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Oh? Oh my. I wasn't paired with anyone when I arrived. Perhaps I lucked out.
[He sits up more rigidly, careful not to crack his head on to the upper bunk, and watches as Armstrong paces.]
A Duelist...
[He repeats in typical Metal Gear fashion although not so much as a question and more as if testing out the word. The description Armstrong gives him gets a soft, airy chuckle out of him. He's dealt with all types of people of varying ages. Typical teenager attitude. That will be easy to defuse.]
You can always toss him at me. I'm sure trying to get a rise out of a nihilist will quickly nip that problem in the bud. After all, he can't be any worse than Jack.
[Monsoon taps his chin in thought.]
An archeologist and enhanced tech... Calls himself a Duelist... Hm. That sounds strangely familiar but I can't quite remember why...
[He shakes his head.]
Ah well. It isn't important. I do hope he hasn't made your life completely miserable.
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"Honestly... I don't think I've even seen the guy since basic training finished. He just kind of got his Pokémon and bounced. He seemed a lot more interested in the competitive side of things with that whole Pokémon League crap, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there playing along with the script that the people pulling the strings here have rolled-out."
[Armstrong sighs and rubs his temples, shaking his head a bit before righting-ship and returning his gaze to Monsoon.]
"Not that I can blame him mind you. I've been looking over the perks they give people who successfully dance to their tunes and its legitimately impressive. Successively larger cash prizes, items, experience, and even a sponsorship as a paid Gym Leader yourself if you beat them all. It's like being told you have a legitimate stab at becoming a pro athlete, except you don't even need to be the one doing the physical part. Having someone with strong Pokémon won't be a bad thing down the line either of course but, for me personally, I think I'll leave dogfighting to the NFL."
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[Monsoon blinks, listening with interest about this Pokemon League. He himself isn't particularly interested in it for the sake of competing but if it offers very good rewards certainly makes it tempting.]
If he's used to competing publicly then it works out all the better to have him be our "public face." He'll know how to woo the crowds and such, not that you don't know how to handle that, but I imagine he's the independent, mysterious pretty boy that crowds absolutely eat up, yes?
That's if he shows himself to be mildly trust worthy as well as competent.
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[Armstrong clasps his hands together thoughtfully and leans forward on the bench.]
"Of course, that requires us to actually get our legs under us. I for one plan to hit the books to find out what in the goddamn is going on with this world. With luck it won't take too long to get the lay of the land but, knowing that we're in the world of fucking Pokémon, I'm not counting on an easy dive. How about you? I know you're just wrapping-up what passes for training here, but do you have any particular ideas that stick-out for you to be up-to-speed? I'd imagine weapons, or what the closest we're able to get in this place, would be near the top of that list."
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I look forward to seeing what the kid is capable of then if that is where your mind went to.
[He leans back on his bunk with his hands on his knees, taking a moment or two to consider what it is exactly that he wants to do or something that might interest him.]
Weapons would be nice, yes. I suppose simply getting used to how this world works and laying low for a week or two might be best. Then I can study the different cities, see what they have to offer, and if anything catches my interest. I daresay I honestly don't quite know what to do with myself. Coming back from death has been... odd, to say the least.
Whatever you have planned though, you know I'm at your disposal, boss.
After being reunited
When they get to the designated meetup point, Monsoon spots who he assumes is IV, as anyone who sees Armstrong and doesn't raise an eyebrow or look unsettled is probably someone who's met him already as well as him fitting the larger man's earlier description, and offers a slight bow before waiting for his boss to introduce him.]
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The moment it catches the scent of the two older men, the little canine barks before he stands in front of IV, rock-embedded mane lightly bristling.
IV takes his time looking first Armstrong and then his mysterious 'guest' up and down, taking their measures (again, in Armstrong's case) before he pushes himself off the wall and approaches them. Cocking his head lightly to the side, he nods at Monsoon.]
Is that him? The person you wanted me to meet?
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"This is him. Monsoon was an employee of mine back in our world. He's what you would call a specialist in the kind of work we're expected to do now, so he'll be invaluable in our future endeavors."
[Looking now towards Monsoon, Armstrong gestures his hand out in the direction of IV.]
"Monsoon, this is IV. Team Rocket has partnered us up, so it seems the three of us all have a mutual connection."
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A pleasure, IV.
[Having already done a bow, Monsoon holds out a hand for a more American greeting.]
I do hope my skills, albeit a tad rusty in this form, will be of use to you both.
[He decides to engage in idle conversation.]
Armstrong tells me you're a Duelist?
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A pleasure.
[With the pleasantries done, he steps back. His Rockruff has stopped bristling, but it is still watching the two newcomers with a wary eye, looking every so often back to IV to see if things are still going as they should be.]
I happen to be one, yes. Rather high-ranked, too, not that it matters in this place. What kind of special skills do you have? They must be quite something if even our big friend here is that taken with them.
[The last part is added in the gentler tones of his duelist persona, sounding sincerely affable and polite in just the same way IV was brash just before. It's a small free sample of his skills, for greeting's sake.]
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[Of course that was back when he was fully-augmented, so only time would tell if he would be able to readjust to being organic. That was a bridge to cross when they got to it though, so no need to bring that up to present company.]
"That being said, I'd imagine none of us are happy with the idea of being stuck in this ridiculous loop o pickpocketing for the rest of time. Simple as it is, it's messy and unescessary. The sooner we have a better method of operations the better."
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[Impressive for someone his age. He'll keep that comment to himself though. Monsoon smirks as Armstrong gives a just vague enough explanation of his prior experience with criminal activities and the like. No point in bringing attention to any specifics, of course.]
You flatter me, boss.
[He folds his hands behind his back.]
I agree. Petty crimes can be... entertaining from time to time. To have the basis of an entire organization fall back on such an amateur act is disappointing, to say the least.
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[The words are a low purr, still pleasant, but hinting at steel claws hidden beneath a velvet glove this time.
In the meantime IV corrects his assessment of the men before him a little, moving them and the 'work' they are talking about from the notion of a dubiously-but-mostly-still-legal security firm to 'amoral mercenaries' at best and 'organized crime' at worst. Definitely wartime profiteers, though. You don't hear that kind of casual talking about 'military', 'operations' and 'corrupt regimes' in your everyday bureaus or secluded backrooms, unless their world is a damn lot more different than he and Armstrong had both initially assumed.]
All for the greater good of the Team, I'm sure.
[Crouching down, IV picks up his pup and holds him against his chest while he pets him. He's well aware that that might make him look silly or spoiled to the other men, an arrogant eccentric and his spoiled pet, maybe, but this little act has a very real purpose: IV wants to see how his Rockroff will react to the other men and what they talk about because he has noticed his pokemon paying a lot of attention whenever Team Rocket came up before.]
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"We certainly have our work cut out for us. The absolute state of things in Rocket all but demand that we rip-out the existing network of Agent operations root-and-stem in order to build something back that can actually operate without being in a constant state of confusion and inefficiency. For both myself and Monsoon, too, it seems this place has a lot more investment in the health and wellness of Pokémon than people. Considering coming in here gave me an uninvited heart transplant and Monsoon a full-body augmetic reversal, I wouldn't mind having our I's dotted and T's crossed in regards to healthcare."
[He strokes his chin thoughtfully, weighing his options before continuing.]
"I do think that we can build something actually workable if the three of us play our cards right though. Given the hand we've been collectively dealt I think having something that makes it so we don't have to roll the dice on getting arrested every two weeks would be a definite step in the right direction."
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Monsoon thinks nothing of the interactions of IV with his Rockruff. The dog is cute - although obviously dangerous. You'd need to be an idiot not to see it in the pup's eyes.
The albino simply listens silently to the two as they speak. Armstrong knows what he's talking about and Monsoon trusts his judgement in what he tells IV so there's no need for him to talk unless addressed directly.
He does finally decide to chime in with a witty little comment, giving the two a playful grin:]
... For the greater good of the team, of course.
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Hmmp. I've had my powers sealed too, but it seems I've gotten decidedly more lucky than you two. And I agree, not having to dodge the oh so watchful eye of the law every other week would be nice. [His hand comes up to scratch his pup behind an ear.] Something bigger and more worthwhile would be more my taste.
Do you have any ideas for that?