silph_co | Network Video Post

[The video screen clicks on to Jack, leaning back in his black leather office chair, a Meowth on his lap. He's wearing his Rocket uniform, but under his gray blazer and he's not wearing his domino mask. Just the usual mask that's always stapled to his face.]

So you all might have noticed our buddy Claude hasn't been around for a while.

That's because the idiot's in jail. He was sloppy. He got caught. He's gonna stay there and think about all the mistakes he made so he doesn't make them again.

I want everybody to remember this. You screw up, you suffer the consequences. There's no room for mistakes here. Nobody's paying your bail, nobody's picking your ass up out of the fire. And if you do screw up and get caught...

You better believe your ass is on janitor duty for the next countable number of months.

Look at me! Never been caught, never even been accused! Not even casually. That is the level of professionalism that's expected of you. Do what I do, listen to what I say.

Just something to keep in mind, kiddos.

Now get out there and steal some Pokemon, mess some shit up.

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Even if you run into people, don't try and rob'em. Enclosed space, lack of exits, unfamiliar ground...bad move.

Nah, just catch me some shit. I could use some new Pokemon that aren't dogs.

Oh yeah...

Got thrown off by how roomy it is in this cave- you know, I'm on a gogoat right now?? These tunnels are big enough to ride a gogoat!!

But yeah that's not really handy ahah... And I really don't want to use that escape rope....

[Anyway.] I'll see what comes up then~! And note 'not dog' on the check list too!

No shit? I tend to not go into caves, because terrible things happen in caves.

No, no dogs, I got enough friggin dogs. I got all mine, all the ones my husband left me, my kid keeps giving me more dogs...

I got all the dogs I could ever need.

That's a lotta dogs. I'll make sure whatever I find is the opposite of a dog!

...and that doesn't mean a cat, I should note.

But yeah- I mean, the tunnels are fairly roomy as is I find, but this is really something!

I figure the underground waterfall has something to do with it. It's...

...Well it's something.

I don't have that badge for 'surf' though, soooooo...trying not to think about what would happen if I fell off a cliff right now.