Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora (
thedifferencebetween) wrote in
silph_co2019-09-29 02:12 pm
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Hey there, kiddos, hope you're all staying out of jail!
Nah, I know ya are. Good for you.
[Jack is calling from a nondescript hotel room, it looks like.]
So who wants to join me in taking advantage of how nuts it is in Ecruteak right now to steal a shitton of Pokemon?
Cuz that's what I'm gonna be doing! Opportunity, scrubs, it's not just an awesome city I was building!
Man I miss my city.
Nah, I know ya are. Good for you.
[Jack is calling from a nondescript hotel room, it looks like.]
So who wants to join me in taking advantage of how nuts it is in Ecruteak right now to steal a shitton of Pokemon?
Cuz that's what I'm gonna be doing! Opportunity, scrubs, it's not just an awesome city I was building!
Man I miss my city.

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Alright, New Kid, I look forward to seeing what you do.
I'm Jack, by the way, Handsome Jack. And I outrank you all by a lot.
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I'll keep that in mind. [Even if it isn't sure just how true that may be.] It's been a pleasure meeting you, sir.
[It isn't certain yet how he responds to formality... but it's fairly sure he'll enjoy, if nothing else, the submission implied, the recognition of his supposed rank.]
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And you'll be seeing a lot of me. Unless ya get your ass caught, then you're on your own. I take care of my people, but if you're dumb enough to end up in jail....
That's a you problem.