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[thedifferencebetween]

Hey there, kiddos!

So...

I'm guessing by this point you've all seen the dude that looks and sounds just like a really roughed up version of me.

That's Jack Number Two.

[He figures it's about time he addresses this situation, since it could end up being a sort of liability.]

Long ass story short, he's my doppelganger, he took an insanely high paying job to basically be a secondary me. And he was really good at it for a while, but then I guess some shit happened and I haven't seen him in years and he's all pissed off about things that happened when I wasn't even around.

[Like it's Jack's own fault that he ended up getting his ass kicked by terrorists and the casino went into lock down with Other Jack in it. The dude has Jack's DNA, he could have gotten out. Probably. Anyway the point was it wasn't anything that had been Jack's fault.]

He doesn't know I'm a high ranking member of this stupid organization. Don't mess with him or anything, cuz for one he's basically me and messing with me is a bad idea in general - I at least like most of you people. He doesn't.

And plus I'm trying to work shit out with him, so just leave him alone.

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[conniemaheswaran]

I mean. Capitalism. But I think we've agreed to disagree there.

[This time, it's clear Connie's joking.]

[Maybe.]

[thedifferencebetween]

Until I make a convert outta ya!

[conniemaheswaran]

Uncle Karl was like the crazy old relative that I never had, you can pry my entirely fictitious relationship with him from my cold, dead hands.

[thedifferencebetween]

Wow, you're in deep! Fictitious dead uncles are pretty hard to beat, but I'm up to a challenge.

[But Jack is laughing.]