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[thedifferencebetween]

Hey there, kiddos!

So...

I'm guessing by this point you've all seen the dude that looks and sounds just like a really roughed up version of me.

That's Jack Number Two.

[He figures it's about time he addresses this situation, since it could end up being a sort of liability.]

Long ass story short, he's my doppelganger, he took an insanely high paying job to basically be a secondary me. And he was really good at it for a while, but then I guess some shit happened and I haven't seen him in years and he's all pissed off about things that happened when I wasn't even around.

[Like it's Jack's own fault that he ended up getting his ass kicked by terrorists and the casino went into lock down with Other Jack in it. The dude has Jack's DNA, he could have gotten out. Probably. Anyway the point was it wasn't anything that had been Jack's fault.]

He doesn't know I'm a high ranking member of this stupid organization. Don't mess with him or anything, cuz for one he's basically me and messing with me is a bad idea in general - I at least like most of you people. He doesn't.

And plus I'm trying to work shit out with him, so just leave him alone.

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[thedifferencebetween]

I call lots of people lots of things. Doesn't mean it's their name. Is your name champ?

...Ya know, I bet ya could. But I'm gonna hold off on any ass kicking for right now, give the dude a chance.

I'm a benevolent guy like that!

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[breakyourlife]

Uh. No. Obviously

Ha. You're a nicer dude than I am. Let me know if you change your mind. I'll take care of him.

[Is he desperately trying to impress a superior?

..................yeah, of course he is.]

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[thedifferencebetween]

You gotta know when to be cruel and when to be kind!

But I'll remember that, champ. I need some muscle, I know where to go.