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silph_co2020-02-22 10:04 am
thedifferencebetween) wrote in silph_co2020-02-22 10:04 am
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Hey there, kiddos!
So...
I'm guessing by this point you've all seen the dude that looks and sounds just like a really roughed up version of me.
That's Jack Number Two.
[He figures it's about time he addresses this situation, since it could end up being a sort of liability.]
Long ass story short, he's my doppelganger, he took an insanely high paying job to basically be a secondary me. And he was really good at it for a while, but then I guess some shit happened and I haven't seen him in years and he's all pissed off about things that happened when I wasn't even around.
[Like it's Jack's own fault that he ended up getting his ass kicked by terrorists and the casino went into lock down with Other Jack in it. The dude has Jack's DNA, he could have gotten out. Probably. Anyway the point was it wasn't anything that had been Jack's fault.]
He doesn't know I'm a high ranking member of this stupid organization. Don't mess with him or anything, cuz for one he's basically me and messing with me is a bad idea in general - I at least like most of you people. He doesn't.
And plus I'm trying to work shit out with him, so just leave him alone.
So...
I'm guessing by this point you've all seen the dude that looks and sounds just like a really roughed up version of me.
That's Jack Number Two.
[He figures it's about time he addresses this situation, since it could end up being a sort of liability.]
Long ass story short, he's my doppelganger, he took an insanely high paying job to basically be a secondary me. And he was really good at it for a while, but then I guess some shit happened and I haven't seen him in years and he's all pissed off about things that happened when I wasn't even around.
[Like it's Jack's own fault that he ended up getting his ass kicked by terrorists and the casino went into lock down with Other Jack in it. The dude has Jack's DNA, he could have gotten out. Probably. Anyway the point was it wasn't anything that had been Jack's fault.]
He doesn't know I'm a high ranking member of this stupid organization. Don't mess with him or anything, cuz for one he's basically me and messing with me is a bad idea in general - I at least like most of you people. He doesn't.
And plus I'm trying to work shit out with him, so just leave him alone.
Re: UH, WELL,
You are such a little shit, Dirk.
One, I literally lost my investments to the goddamn fake me. My apartment, my bank account, my career, my legal identity, every goddamn asset I had.
Two, he is literally made of a pile of junk that an asshole in a gold mask brought to life and covered with an illusion to make everyone think he's me, so that said gold asshole could kidnap me.
Three, this is not about the control I didn't get in his creation. This is about how when I finally made it back home, I was stupid enough to listen to the people who took me in when they told me to let the Goddamn fake have my old life and make a new one, instead of taking my life back.
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And how much of that matters now?
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Whatever. You're going to be an ass and I need to get my ass to the race.
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So I beat him to it.
Bye, Steven.]
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