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[conniemaheswaran]

[Has Dirk not been getting punk'd on enough lately for your tastes? Are you frustrated with the lack of Strider follies? Well, Connie's Pokémon DA SHAREZONE the Magnezone and Doomlord the Rotom (don't ask about the names) have just the thing for you! Unknown to Connie, they've edited this footage jam-packed full of memes native to the Pokéworld: a Machamp doing a double-macarena in the background, the suspiciously-similar substitute to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," all sorts of wacky filters, and more, all changing with each loop.]

[Have fun dunking on Dirk, kids.]

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[conniemaheswaran]

Firstly, I would like to make clear that this was by no means intentional on my part.

Secondly, try as I might, whatever DA SHAREZONE and Doomlord did to this post prevents me from taking it down.

For the umpteenth time: I am so, so sorry, Dirk.

[asmywitness]

[Tyler has the MOST shit-eating grin on his face when he sees this video. Eat shit Strider]

Well, that's unfortunate.

[conniemaheswaran]

Ugh, I know. I screwed up and thought he was telling me to take a crack at welding parts of the MechaLapras myself when... I don't even know what he was trying to say. Anyways, he grabbed me to try and stop me, my instincts kicked in, and... well.

god i still feel so guilty aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa orz

[Connie may not know what most of the other Rockets think of Dirk.]

[asmywitness]

I recommend accepting that Dirk is a piece of shit, and that beating his ass into the ground is a community service. Especially because you filmed it, that kind of thing is great for morale.

[conniemaheswaran]

[Tyler gets a notification that reads,] damn str8 bro [but when he actually opens the message, the text has changed to:]

HAHA SORRY ABOUT THAT YOU KNOW HOW PSYCHIC TYPES ARE ABOUT DIRK ONE OF THEM COMMANDEERED THE GEAR FOR A FEW MOMENTS WHOOPSY DAISY

guys lay off if you're going to be immature let me handle this wait hold on still need to edit this NO NO stupid fucking direct connection

[asmywitness]

...

Yeah, Isis and Teller don't like him either. Isis has started teleporting when she sees him.

Is your 'gear okay? Do you have Rotom too? Because mine used to freak out and shut down whenever EVA got into it.

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[fingersandteeth]

[There are no words to this. Steven just posts himself doing a slow clap.]

[conniemaheswaran]

Hey, don't be mean! >_<

[oh connie,]

[fingersandteeth]

I mean, as someone who Dirk has been pounding on in the name of sparring, it's refreshing to see there's someone capable of taking him down.

Plus, it's impressive that your pokemon are this good at vidding.

[conniemaheswaran]

[Connie almost types a whole breakdown on Dirk's weaknesses as a fighter and how it's pretty easy to take him down once you know them, realizes she's just digging her own grave even deeper, and deletes it all.]

I can give you lessons too, if you want. Hand-to-hand really isn't my specialty, but I picked up a few tricks from Garnet back home.

And... DA SHAREZONE and Doomlord are. Something, alright.

I love them, they're just... a lot.

[fingersandteeth]

I'd like that.

Those swords you use--they're pokemon, right? That's how you get around the no weapons thing? Would they let anyone use them?

[Just send that list to your Tio Steven later, mija.]

[conniemaheswaran]

Hmmm... it's complicated. Chandrahas and the Excaliburs are all pretty accommodating, but some members of their line are pretty touchy about humans messing with them. Something about draining life force?

I've managed to fully sync up with Calesvol, Caliburn, Caledfwlch, and Caladbolg, though! We can pull off some pretty impressive stuff.

[fingersandteeth]

I mean, *I* would drain life force if I weren't completely human again. So can Miasma now that she's a Haunter. Maybe we could come to an accord.

[conniemaheswaran]

I've actually been thinking about breeding more Honedges for different specializations and fighting styles; I could give an egg to you at some point if I ever get around to it!

[fingersandteeth]

That would be great. Hell. Considering how often the mysterious production of eggs seems to be happening around here since I've moved in, maybe I can pass you on some eggs as future payment.

How would you like a (probably) Gastly?

[ Steven Durante, constantly trying to rehome his mysteriously produced eggs. ]

[conniemaheswaran]

I've already got a Gengar, so I think not. What else do you got?

[fingersandteeth]

... I've already dealt with the other egg clutches, so. Nothing yet. But as soon as something happens, you'll be the first to know.

[conniemaheswaran]

[Steven's browser nearly crashes from a stack overflow error of a message filled with way too many thank yous. Moments later, the post is deleted and replaced with:]

SHIT

sorry about that my gear's freaking out for some reason

[fingersandteeth]

Jesus. Do you need to take it to one of the techs?

[That's one weird as hell error.]

[conniemaheswaran]

Thanks, but we're fine.

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[shit,]

being computers themselves they should know that 'low-level' programming is not the same as 'simple'

[fingersandteeth]

Connie. That doesn't sound fine.

Look, maybe bring it to Jack if you don't want the native Rockets to touch it? He's a programmer. A low-level programmer too, so if it's like some deeper defect he might be able fix it where a high-level only programmer couldn't.