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[conniemaheswaran]

[Has Dirk not been getting punk'd on enough lately for your tastes? Are you frustrated with the lack of Strider follies? Well, Connie's Pokémon DA SHAREZONE the Magnezone and Doomlord the Rotom (don't ask about the names) have just the thing for you! Unknown to Connie, they've edited this footage jam-packed full of memes native to the Pokéworld: a Machamp doing a double-macarena in the background, the suspiciously-similar substitute to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," all sorts of wacky filters, and more, all changing with each loop.]

[Have fun dunking on Dirk, kids.]

Comments

[fingersandteeth]

I mean, *I* would drain life force if I weren't completely human again. So can Miasma now that she's a Haunter. Maybe we could come to an accord.

[conniemaheswaran]

I've actually been thinking about breeding more Honedges for different specializations and fighting styles; I could give an egg to you at some point if I ever get around to it!

[fingersandteeth]

That would be great. Hell. Considering how often the mysterious production of eggs seems to be happening around here since I've moved in, maybe I can pass you on some eggs as future payment.

How would you like a (probably) Gastly?

[ Steven Durante, constantly trying to rehome his mysteriously produced eggs. ]

[conniemaheswaran]

I've already got a Gengar, so I think not. What else do you got?

[fingersandteeth]

... I've already dealt with the other egg clutches, so. Nothing yet. But as soon as something happens, you'll be the first to know.

[conniemaheswaran]

[Steven's browser nearly crashes from a stack overflow error of a message filled with way too many thank yous. Moments later, the post is deleted and replaced with:]

SHIT

sorry about that my gear's freaking out for some reason

[fingersandteeth]

Jesus. Do you need to take it to one of the techs?

[That's one weird as hell error.]

[conniemaheswaran]

Thanks, but we're fine.

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[shit,]

being computers themselves they should know that 'low-level' programming is not the same as 'simple'

[fingersandteeth]

Connie. That doesn't sound fine.

Look, maybe bring it to Jack if you don't want the native Rockets to touch it? He's a programmer. A low-level programmer too, so if it's like some deeper defect he might be able fix it where a high-level only programmer couldn't.