An Introduction [Video]

[zenryokubatankyu]

[So all of this was more than a little confusing. It was...very, very confusing. First, he was given a new friend. Then he was told he was part of some kind of team, and he was going through training, and legitimately, his head was spinning and he did not sign up for this.

The camera flickers on, and the first thing immediately visible is a very exhausted-looking man, who heaves out a sigh before seemingly realizing it's on and putting on a lively grin much unlike the one he had on his face before. He gives a small salute to the camera.]

Yo~! I guess I should introduce myself, being new here, kinda confused, and...kinda having a headache if I'm being fully honest. The name's Matsuno Osomatsu, but any variety of 'Oso', 'Big Brother Oso', 'Osomatsu', 'Charisma Legend', 'Awesome Mirac--' ...I'm getting off track, huh?

[He clears his throat.]

So, um, I guess I'm with you guys now? Me and Snappy are, at least. Little guy's got big jaws!!! It's amazing! I'm kinda afraid I'll lose a hand....whiiiiiiiiich is super intimidating to the normies, am I right, or am I right?

[He fingerguns at the camera while winking. And then he coughs, looking a little tired again. Working at anything is hard for a NEET.]

If anyone has any advice for a newbie to the...um...criminal-ing world, let me know! I mean, it's not like I'm not capable, but there's a lot of nuance, probably. Probably!

Comments

[zenryokubatankyu]

It's, um. Japanese. It's like a term for someone who's been in the business longer than you, so they know more. Which is true here.

I'll remember that! I'll probably visit sometime. [He's trying to play this all off as cool. He's fine. Promise.]

[wonderland_vogue]

... Japanese? [She genuinely seems confused by that, oops. But hey, when you're from a fantasy world, a lot of this kind of thing doesn't actually exist.]

Mm, just send me a message if you decide to, I tend to make the first one free for people who haven't gotten on my bad side. [The worst part is that she actually isn't lying, who would have figured?]

[zenryokubatankyu]

Yeah! I'm from Japan. It's a pretty big place. Lived there my whole life....so I've got a few customs from there I can't entirely shake.

Gotcha. That's very nice of you, miss. I'll let ya know if I'm in the area. I don't think I ever learned your name, though...?

[wonderland_vogue]

Japan. You know, I'm going to just assume it's a world completely different from my own as I've never heard that name before.

[Pfft, right. Names.]

Lydia, darling~ Quite easy to remember, I think.

[zenryokubatankyu]

It probably is, since ya mentioned non-humans... [Though his version of Japan is odd so it's not like non-humans aren't kind of there. I mean, his fifth little brother is practically a cryptid...]

Lydia-san. Got it memorized! Thank you, again.

[wonderland_vogue]

Unless your world has elves, dwarves, orcs, that sort of thing? Then completely different, yes. [That's not the same thing!!! Or maybe it might be, who knows. She doesn't.]

Mhmm~ Feel free to ask if you need anything, though I'm not in Goldenrod unlike most.

[zenryokubatankyu]

Nnnnnope. Not at all! [He laughs. No, it's not. It's weirder.]

Will do! Though I guess I've still got training time to get through, so no travelling yet...