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silph_co2021-05-01 05:29 pm
braveloyalhugs) wrote in silph_co2021-05-01 05:29 pm
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Hey everybody!
[Scorpia looks happy, at a glance. Those who are good at reading people or know her well might recognize this as her 'push down insecurities and doubts' smile. She's cuddling a pair of Eevees and a Jigglypuff in her lap. All of them look expertly groomed.]
So I had a couple chats with people lately that gave me an idea! So, we all know about spas and salons and things, and that they've got them for Pokemon too! But what if we did one for charity? A Pokemon spa!
The Pokemon have lots of moves and abilities that'd make them good at that kind of thing! There's Scald for keeping a hot tub just right, and my Coalossal can make steam for a sauna! Any number of grass or fairy Pokemon could do all kinds of aromatherapy things for people. And there's massage, and skin treatments and haircuts and styles!
So we and our Pokemon could do one for charity! And that means we can steal from rude and mean rich people at the same time! So they'd put on a fluffy robe for the spa, right? And they'd leave their clothes and wallet and keys behind! We can have someone behind the scenes copy all those credit card numbers and ID stuff and addresses and the keys too. Then when they least expect it, we can use all that to buy things or get more credit cards, or even sneak into their houses and take stuff that they don't deserve! They'd probably never even connect it back to the spa as long as we don't do everybody right away or all at once!
All while the nice and generous people get a relaxing time and donate to a good cause! We could even give Pokemon a grooming session while their owners are at our spa! And the ones that are unhappy, we can rescue later, and some of them might even want to join Rocket!
How's that sound for a heist? Anybody want to do it with me?
[Scorpia looks happy, at a glance. Those who are good at reading people or know her well might recognize this as her 'push down insecurities and doubts' smile. She's cuddling a pair of Eevees and a Jigglypuff in her lap. All of them look expertly groomed.]
So I had a couple chats with people lately that gave me an idea! So, we all know about spas and salons and things, and that they've got them for Pokemon too! But what if we did one for charity? A Pokemon spa!
The Pokemon have lots of moves and abilities that'd make them good at that kind of thing! There's Scald for keeping a hot tub just right, and my Coalossal can make steam for a sauna! Any number of grass or fairy Pokemon could do all kinds of aromatherapy things for people. And there's massage, and skin treatments and haircuts and styles!
So we and our Pokemon could do one for charity! And that means we can steal from rude and mean rich people at the same time! So they'd put on a fluffy robe for the spa, right? And they'd leave their clothes and wallet and keys behind! We can have someone behind the scenes copy all those credit card numbers and ID stuff and addresses and the keys too. Then when they least expect it, we can use all that to buy things or get more credit cards, or even sneak into their houses and take stuff that they don't deserve! They'd probably never even connect it back to the spa as long as we don't do everybody right away or all at once!
All while the nice and generous people get a relaxing time and donate to a good cause! We could even give Pokemon a grooming session while their owners are at our spa! And the ones that are unhappy, we can rescue later, and some of them might even want to join Rocket!
How's that sound for a heist? Anybody want to do it with me?
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Or rather doodling a picture of a Mackoke on her notepad anyway. Video it is!]
That's a pretty orange! That's really generous. A Machoke and a Rapidash and... do you want to help out behind the scenes too? I don't think I can groom and copy down all the stuff in the wallets very well.
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...not that I'm planning on that, but I am planning for it, if you catch my drift.
[Lotta folks with their pitchforks out for us lately... it's only a matter of time until the proverbial shit hits the idiomatic fan, and I aim to be there when it does.]
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[Scorpia may or may not have gotten out an orange pen to start doodling Dirk, by which, she definitely has and there may be victory hugs depicted.]
Would you want to switch around a bit, or just do the grooming or the copying?
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Just kidding.
I did pretty much all the fall-taking back home; I know how essential it is to have a guy. And I know how to pull it off. So leave the data management to me. That's the real criminal activity, after all.