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silph_co2017-01-07 01:40 pm
thedifferencebetween) wrote in silph_co2017-01-07 01:40 pm
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[Handsome Jack's in a good mood. It's been a while since he's been in an actual good mood, but he's feeling like his old self again. Even if he's back in Goldenrod and back to work. But who says work has to be a drag? He's been twiddling his thumbs long enough. Screw the long con, he wants some real power again.]
[What better place to start than with his fellow Rockets?]
Hey kiddos, listen up!
You all know me by now, except anybody who showed up while I was on vacation, I guess. And then all you gotta know is that I'm the rich badass who's taken over a ton of things and wants to make everything better around here.
So who else thinks this entire MO of 'steal Pokemon for world domination' is stupid as hell and not gonna get us anything? 'Cause I tell ya, I've been going over it and I just... Not that stealing Pokemon should stop, no, no, it's a good thing. It deprives the other side of powerful resources, and gives'em to us.
But we can be doing so much more! This whole planet's got essentially no government, no military, no civil structure that ought to work. It's just sitting here! Waiting for somebody to step in and start making things work. Even the police force is a joke! You know what the punishment for literally anything is? Community service! That's it! There isn't even prison!
So I say that somebody ought to be us.
Anybody who agrees with me, let's have a chat. Let me help you maximize your potential! And this whole planet's potential! We can make a difference, guys!
Plus there's buttloads of money in it for ya.
[What better place to start than with his fellow Rockets?]
Hey kiddos, listen up!
You all know me by now, except anybody who showed up while I was on vacation, I guess. And then all you gotta know is that I'm the rich badass who's taken over a ton of things and wants to make everything better around here.
So who else thinks this entire MO of 'steal Pokemon for world domination' is stupid as hell and not gonna get us anything? 'Cause I tell ya, I've been going over it and I just... Not that stealing Pokemon should stop, no, no, it's a good thing. It deprives the other side of powerful resources, and gives'em to us.
But we can be doing so much more! This whole planet's got essentially no government, no military, no civil structure that ought to work. It's just sitting here! Waiting for somebody to step in and start making things work. Even the police force is a joke! You know what the punishment for literally anything is? Community service! That's it! There isn't even prison!
So I say that somebody ought to be us.
Anybody who agrees with me, let's have a chat. Let me help you maximize your potential! And this whole planet's potential! We can make a difference, guys!
Plus there's buttloads of money in it for ya.
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And we should talk about wardrobe...
I think you're gonna be my new project!
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If you insist! Just don't let me take up all your time. You sound like you're going to be very busy.
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Alright! You just let me know when you need me!