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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [community profile] silph_co2017-01-07 01:40 pm

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[Handsome Jack's in a good mood. It's been a while since he's been in an actual good mood, but he's feeling like his old self again. Even if he's back in Goldenrod and back to work. But who says work has to be a drag? He's been twiddling his thumbs long enough. Screw the long con, he wants some real power again.]

[What better place to start than with his fellow Rockets?]


Hey kiddos, listen up!

You all know me by now, except anybody who showed up while I was on vacation, I guess. And then all you gotta know is that I'm the rich badass who's taken over a ton of things and wants to make everything better around here.

So who else thinks this entire MO of 'steal Pokemon for world domination' is stupid as hell and not gonna get us anything? 'Cause I tell ya, I've been going over it and I just... Not that stealing Pokemon should stop, no, no, it's a good thing. It deprives the other side of powerful resources, and gives'em to us.

But we can be doing so much more! This whole planet's got essentially no government, no military, no civil structure that ought to work. It's just sitting here! Waiting for somebody to step in and start making things work. Even the police force is a joke! You know what the punishment for literally anything is? Community service! That's it! There isn't even prison!

So I say that somebody ought to be us.

Anybody who agrees with me, let's have a chat. Let me help you maximize your potential! And this whole planet's potential! We can make a difference, guys!

Plus there's buttloads of money in it for ya.
quickattackjack: (dear diary)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack has some options here. Once he got over waking up with a brand new profession and hatched his scheme with Joker to destroy the Rockets from the inside out...actually knowing the person who was likely to eat their way to the top could work out very well for him.]

[It's time to play dumb.]


That's a wonderful idea!
quickattackjack: (Tallfellow)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I can be very useful! I managed to get the jump on you after all, didn't I?
quickattackjack: (skelesmile)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here, Jack just gives his most innocent, absent-minded old man smile, indicating that he sure wouldn't.]
quickattackjack: (laugh)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[The sort-of compliment catches him off guard and Jack cackles.]

Well thanks! You know, I don't hear that every day!
quickattackjack: (let me think)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack soon sobers and looks thoughtful.]

I have been considering a hair cut to be honest.

[His wild hair didn't fit so well under the uniform Bad Guy Hat and it made disguises...difficult.]
quickattackjack: (dear diary)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? If I started going out of my way to clean up they might start calling me Handsome Jack instead.
quickattackjack: (skelesmile)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack lets the other Jack have his good laugh and is ready for a smile once his attention returns to him.]

Well I can't say no to that! Thank you so much! I'll do the same for you when Halloween rolls back around.
quickattackjack: (let me think)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[At that, Jack looks just a liiiiiiiiiiittle unsure because. Well. Face staples tend to tell a story.]

Don't overwork yourself! One thing at a time and all that!
quickattackjack: (how wonderful)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[The ex-skeleton's smile soon returned.]

Well you know what humans say! No pain no gain!

[The things I'll do for you, Joker, I swear to Hitchcock.]
quickattackjack: (drawingboard)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack looks down at his Houndour tracksuit. What was wrong with his wardrobe???]

If you insist! Just don't let me take up all your time. You sound like you're going to be very busy.
quickattackjack: (let me think)

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[personal profile] quickattackjack 2017-01-07 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here, Handsome Jack gets a sympathetic hum. Jack and did not do well when bored either. He's sang entire songs about it. And ruined many many children's nights.]

Alright! You just let me know when you need me!
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[personal profile] 11121_assumption 2017-01-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Walter got the notification of a 'Team Rocket' message and briefly worried he was going to be recalled on a mission just as he left. But instead it was 'other Jack' with...this.

He didn't care greatly for Team Rocket either; They provided him food, a place to stay and basic funds. It was benefical for him to undertake work for them - when it was no longer benefical, he would simply leave. But what Jack offered didn't interest him. He had no need for power or a lot of money. He had never wanted to rule the world; cleanse it with fire and reawaken God to open Paradise yes, but outright control and rule it, no.

Walter didn't trust Jack's ideals of 'make things work'. While he was ignorant of the language or gestures of friendship and affection, he was accutely educated in subtle threats and warnings. And jack's language made him feel wary.

He shut his gear with a snap, not bothering to answer. Keeping low and quiet had worked in his favour before. He would watch and see what came of this, but not get involved.
innocentloveholic: (10. ba de ya - dancing in september?)

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[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-01-08 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WAIT WAIT WAIT ]

Community service? Really? Like, that's totally not awful! I wonder why that girl didn't want to just take a house if that's all there is? [ ...because she's a decent fucking person, Aligula, with morals and stuff. ] Anyway, I like, totally agree. I mean, I'm not like, super invested in anything either way, but it's boooooooooor-iiiiiiiiiing being part of something that doesn't really do anything, you know?

[ which is a lot of words to go "tell me what you're thinking of, you freaky mask-wearing dude

........NOT THAT SHE HAS ANY ROOM TO TALK, SHE HAS A MASK TOO, IT JUST ISN'T A FACE. ]
innocentloveholic: (22. ba de ya - say do you remember)

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[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-01-08 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ FOR YOUR INFORMATION SHE IS... NOT A KID!!!

okay but no she looks like she's fourteen at best and acts like she's that or a tiny bit older, jack is not at fault here. ]


"Handsome" is kinda subjective, isn't it? I mean, you're not bad to look at, but you're totally not what I'd call handsome. [ don't listen to her you're beautiful ] I'm Aligula, the Queen of Monomania!

[ But she's just a grunt here, so. Hmm. ]
innocentloveholic: (10. ba de ya - dancing in september?)

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[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-01-11 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not twelve. [ ...anyway, that's not important.

like, it is, but it's also not. ]
And I totally do... It was like, totally fun to rule the city, you know? I wasn't the one who did all the wrecking [ she did it just for an objectively better reason than "i was bored and felt like it" uhhh ] but it was like, super fun to watch...

[ ...what were they talking about ag RIGHT. ]

Aaaaaaaan-yyyyyyy-waaaaaaaaaaaay, if you're totally suggesting we take over this dumb planet with all the super cute monsters, I'm totally down for it! I've just got like, one totally important question!
innocentloveholic: (10. ba de ya - dancing in september?)

video; sorry for the lateness! been busy with things

[personal profile] innocentloveholic 2017-01-16 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
What's the plan for after we take it all over? Like, it'll be a lot of fun, I'm sure! Buuuut, [ how does she put this delicately. ] you knooow... I've like, totally got a sweetheart back home.

[ so, naturally, she'd like to go back to him? ahem. ]

I can't just spend all my time, like, totally ruling the world here! He totally needs to be with me for that, so we can like, be the baddest King and Queen ever! You know? [ you know you know? ] So, like, do you got any plans about all that? I guueesss that's the question I'm, like, totally obviously definitely gunning for here.