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Hey there, kiddos, hope you're all staying out of jail!

Nah, I know ya are. Good for you.

[Jack is calling from a nondescript hotel room, it looks like.]

So who wants to join me in taking advantage of how nuts it is in Ecruteak right now to steal a shitton of Pokemon?

Cuz that's what I'm gonna be doing! Opportunity, scrubs, it's not just an awesome city I was building!

Man I miss my city.

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Alright, got a taker! Nice to see somebody with a little ambition around here.

Ecruteak city, around the tower... I'm thinking just after sundown. Plenty of people out for the show all jostling together, lots of confusion happening, cover of darkness...

It's prime grounds for some old fashioned pocket ball snatching!

Are there any particular targets of interest, or is the goal simply to take everything we can?

[It seems indifferent-- it really doesn't care either way. It mostly just needs to know how narrow its focus should be.]

Rare Pokemon are always a good grab, but nah, if ya can nab a ball, do it.

You got any pickpocket skills or anything?

I'll keep an eye out for anything that looks... interesting.

I have been learning. It isn't difficult to do; people are... easily distracted, particularly in times of duress.

[It may be new to this, and not really have much of its own direct interest in practicing it... but that doesn't mean it won't set out to be the best at it anyway.

Even though it might not operate as though it were a machine anymore, it can certainly still try to keep up its record of flawless execution of the commands it is given.]

You get what we're going here!

Alright, New Kid, I look forward to seeing what you do.

I'm Jack, by the way, Handsome Jack. And I outrank you all by a lot.

[Well. It doesn't need its quantum processor to be able to read this individual. It also can tell that this man isn't the type to be interested in knowing much more about it, unless he thinks he could use that information somehow, or just wants to make fun of it, probably... so it doesn't offer any name in return. Not that it truly has one the way he does, in the first place.]

I'll keep that in mind. [Even if it isn't sure just how true that may be.] It's been a pleasure meeting you, sir.

[It isn't certain yet how he responds to formality... but it's fairly sure he'll enjoy, if nothing else, the submission implied, the recognition of his supposed rank.]

'Mr. Jack' is just fine!

And you'll be seeing a lot of me. Unless ya get your ass caught, then you're on your own. I take care of my people, but if you're dumb enough to end up in jail....

That's a you problem.

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