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[thedifferencebetween]

S'up, kiddies?

[It's everybody's favorite higher ranking Rocket, looking particularly super-villainish with his mask and a Persian curled up in his lap as he sits at his black wood desk in his black leather high backed chair.]

You all been being good little Rockets? Outside of when the world was just ending a little bit ago, but ya know...extenuating circumstances! World saving kind of trumps nabbing random animals and animal-related junk for some pretty hands off bosses I think I've seen in person twice...

Anyway! Tis the season and all of that happy horsecrap, and I say this is the perfect time to get a little work done. Everybody's settling down, thinking about the holidays, getting all google eyed at window displays, shopping for all kinds of goodies and catching cool Pokemon to give as gifts...

Who can get their ass to Goldenrod by the end of the week?

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[uber_marionettist]

[Bad timing. Carly's caravan is almost finished, but this dollhouse isn't going to make itself.]

Get my ass happy for what?

Festive community service? Is that a Rocket requirement now?

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[thedifferencebetween]

4 proft obvs

if everybodys out w/all their gift money n the fancy ass shit n pokemon eggs n wutever theyre buying other ppl as gifts.... we can steal it

do u not get wut we do here?

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[uber_marionettist]

Loud and clear.

Just asking whether this is a coordinated action or if we're just supposed to show up and the last one out's a hatching jailbird.

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[thedifferencebetween]

got it on the last 1, sport

im not here 2 hold ur hand. i tell u where 2 hit, u hit it, we profit. u end up in jail, thats on u, im not gonna bail u out. and + u make me luk bad n that pisses me off n im not a very fun guy when im pissed off so just dont get caught

its not hard, only the most moronic of morons get caught. ive been doing this shit like 4 years n nobody even knos ive got anything 2 do w/team rocket.

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[uber_marionettist]

So you say to fucking jump, and I ask how high. Nice.

I don't know how well that works as a business model, but that ain't my problem. If a hands-off low-effort approach is what passes for leadership around here, then so much the better.

I'll park my ass in Goldenrod. Just so long as I'm not wasting my time. It's a hot fucking item this Christmas, and my irons are getting pretty fucking toasty in the fires I already have going. I'd hate to see someone get burned. The lawsuits would be endless.

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[thedifferencebetween]

this organization HAS no friggin business model. the entire model is 'steal pokemon and pokemon stuff'. thats it. it's not like anybodys telling ME how to get it done

were all just cogs in 1 weird ass machine that by all rights shouldnt work at all but hey, we make money!

u should b able 2 nab sum good stuff this time of year. n i GUESS, since i have a whole mansion in goldenrod if u REALLY need a place 2 crash i got room

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[uber_marionettist]

[Wow.

Can't say I was expecting that. Can't say I don't appreciate it, though. In fact, I appreciate it a whole hell of a lot right now. The part where I pretend to give a fuck is officially cancelled.]

Pass. I've already got a bed.

I'll take the part where I don't have to give a fuck about the transparent pretense that passes for environmental continuity in this elaborate roleplaying game I'm supposed to buy into.

You want some shit heisted, I can do that.

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[thedifferencebetween]

gud

luk, i ask 4 2 things: do ur job n stay out of jail. thats it. i do not give a single flying fuck about anything else u do or how u do it or wut u think about this living fever dream were all stuck in. so we shud do just fine.

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[uber_marionettist]

[This guy's quirk leaves something to be desired. Maybe it's the combination of style and personality, but it's like Roxy, sober, except he's thirteen times more cocksure about it.

'It' in this case is my participation.

But as long as he stays out of my business, I don't actually care. I stand to gain more from participation than I do the alternatives.]

I think you mean 'jobs,' plural.

But sure, whatever you say.