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[Good thing technology isn't unheard of in Phandalin, huh? But it's... been a week and she's been through the whole song and dance and is just going to be an absolute asshole about this now that she's really allowed to.]

Anyone else get the feeling that the kinds of people they must have dealt with before you had to have been absolutely braindead to need as much training as they offered? Goodness me, not that I'm saying any of you are or were that braindead, but it certainly seems to be who they thought they would attract the most attention from.

Which reminds me, what the hell is the point of all this nonsense? I get it, steal Pokemon or whatever, but for... what? Is it just some kind of weird power grab or is there some ulterior motive that those of us on the bottom rung aren't privy to? Because I honestly don't appreciate things being hidden from me.

Also~ Steven, I believe it was? If you're hearing this, darling, I would gladly take you up on that offer if you're still extending that particular branch. I'm sure I'm easy enough to find, what with still having a particular feature of mine being rather striking compared to the others here.

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Yeah, I wouldn't count on that. Now me, I've always been human, but I've got it on pretty good authority that everybody who wasn't before coming here....

Well, you're all human on the inside now! But hey, who knows?

Oh, it's less about how we handle alcohol and more that elven alcohol tends to be... well, the only things stronger tends to be made for dwarves. So perhaps, even how I am, that tolerance is still there.

I guess we shall see~ [Awful.]

But I certainly would accept the offer, wherever that may be.

Oh, yeah, you're a fantasy person. To me, anyway, we don't have elves or dwarves where I come from. We got short, buff, angry people but they ain't dwarves!

I'll send ya a bottle. Consider it both a welcome and an apology you gotta be welcomed here in the first place.

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