An Introduction [Video]

[zenryokubatankyu]

[So all of this was more than a little confusing. It was...very, very confusing. First, he was given a new friend. Then he was told he was part of some kind of team, and he was going through training, and legitimately, his head was spinning and he did not sign up for this.

The camera flickers on, and the first thing immediately visible is a very exhausted-looking man, who heaves out a sigh before seemingly realizing it's on and putting on a lively grin much unlike the one he had on his face before. He gives a small salute to the camera.]

Yo~! I guess I should introduce myself, being new here, kinda confused, and...kinda having a headache if I'm being fully honest. The name's Matsuno Osomatsu, but any variety of 'Oso', 'Big Brother Oso', 'Osomatsu', 'Charisma Legend', 'Awesome Mirac--' ...I'm getting off track, huh?

[He clears his throat.]

So, um, I guess I'm with you guys now? Me and Snappy are, at least. Little guy's got big jaws!!! It's amazing! I'm kinda afraid I'll lose a hand....whiiiiiiiiich is super intimidating to the normies, am I right, or am I right?

[He fingerguns at the camera while winking. And then he coughs, looking a little tired again. Working at anything is hard for a NEET.]

If anyone has any advice for a newbie to the...um...criminal-ing world, let me know! I mean, it's not like I'm not capable, but there's a lot of nuance, probably. Probably!

Comments

[zenryokubatankyu]

[...Oh. Hi, pretty lady. His brows raise a bit, seeing the pole and the outfit and never mind, this place is great? Just a little? He struggles for words for a second before he gets them.]

Hhhhhhhhi.

[Smooth, moron. He clears his throat, smiling.]

Okay, so it's nothing too detailed...just watch my mouth, watch my back, don't do anything stupid. Roger that! I'm totally capable! You can depend on me~!

[wonderland_vogue]

[Humans, it's always humans.]

Mm, I highly doubt I'll need to rely on a newbie for anything in particular. Though, I have to ask, human before you got here or no? [ONE ANSWER GETS ONE THING, ANOTHER ANSWER GETS THE OTHER. He's probably getting the bad end.

And if she noticed his reaction, she's not commenting on it other than fixing her top just a bit, can't have anything out of place. Of course not.]

[zenryokubatankyu]

You never know. I'm a reliable guy. [No. No, he is not.]

Human before I got here...well, not an average one. I've always been above and beyond with charisma.

[Wink.

Idiot.]

[wonderland_vogue]

[Oh, that mostly neutral if not bored expression shifts to her frowning and shrugging slowly. At least she's learned to mostly not be a dick to humans.]

I highly, highly doubt that.

Nor do I particularly think Tyler would be quite pleased with your offering and acting how you are. But what do I know~ [In reality, the actual threat is her, but it's still funny to watch people backpedal so quickly when realizing someone is out of their league.]

You just offering because you're so excited to show how much you can help or is it because I'm a, rather attractive, woman? Even if this more human body does me absolutely no justice.

[zenryokubatankyu]

[And the smile drops. ........Oh God she's taken oh fuck oh man. Backpedal. Backpedal fast.]

What'cha mean? I'm just trying to be helpful to one of my likely senpais! You know, you're ahead of me, I'm just happy to help...I, uh. I'm not saying you're not beautiful, but also! I see! I'm just glad to help because we're coworkers and allies!

[Good...recovery...weak smile.]

[wonderland_vogue]

[It's so hard for her to not just bust out laughing, this is exactly what she hoped he would do. Hopefully a grin won't give her away before she's shifting to lay on the stage proper instead on her back, she's... well, that dress holds to its place rather well. Huh, okay.]

I take it senpai means some sort of teacher or something? [She speaks Common and Elvish, this is neither of those things.]

Mhmm, sure~ Either way, if you're ever out here in Ecruteak, I own and work at Medusa. We do a lot of different performance arts of varying forms out here. Though I have my own preferred type. [Obviously, she's sure she doesn't need to tell him exactly what that is. Even as she's glancing off 'gear for a second.]

[zenryokubatankyu]

It's, um. Japanese. It's like a term for someone who's been in the business longer than you, so they know more. Which is true here.

I'll remember that! I'll probably visit sometime. [He's trying to play this all off as cool. He's fine. Promise.]

[wonderland_vogue]

... Japanese? [She genuinely seems confused by that, oops. But hey, when you're from a fantasy world, a lot of this kind of thing doesn't actually exist.]

Mm, just send me a message if you decide to, I tend to make the first one free for people who haven't gotten on my bad side. [The worst part is that she actually isn't lying, who would have figured?]

[zenryokubatankyu]

Yeah! I'm from Japan. It's a pretty big place. Lived there my whole life....so I've got a few customs from there I can't entirely shake.

Gotcha. That's very nice of you, miss. I'll let ya know if I'm in the area. I don't think I ever learned your name, though...?

[wonderland_vogue]

Japan. You know, I'm going to just assume it's a world completely different from my own as I've never heard that name before.

[Pfft, right. Names.]

Lydia, darling~ Quite easy to remember, I think.

[zenryokubatankyu]

It probably is, since ya mentioned non-humans... [Though his version of Japan is odd so it's not like non-humans aren't kind of there. I mean, his fifth little brother is practically a cryptid...]

Lydia-san. Got it memorized! Thank you, again.

[wonderland_vogue]

Unless your world has elves, dwarves, orcs, that sort of thing? Then completely different, yes. [That's not the same thing!!! Or maybe it might be, who knows. She doesn't.]

Mhmm~ Feel free to ask if you need anything, though I'm not in Goldenrod unlike most.

[zenryokubatankyu]

Nnnnnope. Not at all! [He laughs. No, it's not. It's weirder.]

Will do! Though I guess I've still got training time to get through, so no travelling yet...